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[shoosh]

[ this is a video. just a normal, shaky-hand video. what is it a video of? a bed. a very comfy looking human bed with crisp white sheets and fluffy pillows and a awesome looking bouncy mattress and it looks all soft and warm and oh my god.

and then there's this kid. this horrifying, grey-skinned kid with shark-like teeth and horns on his head that look like candy corn. and he's just... staring. at the bed. all befuddled and a little bit angry. ]

How do I use this thing? It's like you humans go out of your way to make yourselves uncomfortable.

[ excuse him, he's just used to being suspended in slime while he sleeps. obviously. ]

Comments

[allies.livejournal.com]

A bed of nails would be more comfortable.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Yes. Maybe we can find a couple of recuperacoons somewhere!

[allies.livejournal.com]

Fine.

Come in here and test this thing out with me first.

ACTION THEN I GUESS

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[Okay Karkat, she is here! Terezi heads over to the bed and presses down on the mattress with her hand experimentally.]

I GUESS

[allies.livejournal.com]

You're supposed to lay on it and it's supposed to be comfortable.

FINE JEEZ

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[Oookay. Flopping back on the bed then!]

Hmmm...

[allies.livejournal.com]

When I tried it, it felt like rocks. I would rather sleep on rocks than this fucking jackass invention.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[Huff!]

It's too hard!

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ sits on it next to her. ]

What kind of grubfucking douchebag could sleep on this. [ considering pause :|a. ] It'd be a good chair.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[She sits up and pokes him in the ribs.]

We still need a couch!

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ flops across her legs. ]

I get to pick the color.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Whaaat?

[She ruffles his hair.]

No way! That is the best part!

[allies.livejournal.com]

The last thing I want is a cherry red coolkid couch.

[ swats her hand away dont mess up his hair thats dumb ]

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[grabbing his hand. IT'S ALREADY MESSED UP KARKAT.]

What about a cherry red fearless leader couch?

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ huff! ]

Cherry red is a disgusting, mutant color.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Liar. It is a delicious, amazing color.

[allies.livejournal.com]

Only someone blind could honestly think that.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[She laughs and gives his hand a squeeze.]

You are lucky you know me, then!

[allies.livejournal.com]

... I guess so.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[d'aawww Karkat, making her feel all warm and fuzzy.]

So I get to pick, then?

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ no. ] I'm the leader, I should get a say in what kind of couch we get.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Fiiine! Let me pick the color, at least! Maybe I won't even pick red. Maybe I will pick another, equally refined color!

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ uuuugggghhhhhhhhh ] Fffine.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[She lets go of his hand and flops back.]

Ugggh, there is no way we can sleep on this.

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ we? um terezi this is his bed. ]

I slept on the floor, once. It wasn't that bad.