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[ it starts like your standard vlog entry, camera facing straight ahead and—wow, he looks exhausted. more so than usual, which is a feat when previously you have gone weeks upon weeks without sleep, but there you go. it's an emotional exhaustion, and you can tell by how long it takes him to start speaking after the video begins that this is hard to admit to. something he doesn't particularly want to believe himself. ]

Terezi's gone. [ flatly, so flatly. emotionless and most of all, tired. ] I don't know. I'm over this. I'm fucking done.

... That's it. [ smooth. he reaches forward and the video is shut off. ]
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YOU MORONS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT.
BECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
AS IS BEING INTENTIONALLY HIT ON.
AND BEING HIT ON IN GENERAL I GUESS.
WHICH IS A NICE SEGUE INTO MY NEXT POINT, THANK YOU KARKAT.
THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS TO ECHO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
THAT PREVIOUS STATEMENT BEING:

NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.

UNDERLINED, ITALICIZED AND FUCKING BLINKING FOR GODDAMN EMPHASIS.
STICK TO YOUR OWN SHITMONGERING SPECIES.
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BECAUSE YOU MORONS KEEP ASKING AND ASKING AND ASKING
ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOUR FEEBLE THINK PANS IN THE COMPLEX ART OF TROLL ROMANCE.
MAYBE THIS WILL STOP YOU FUCKERS FROM ACCIDENTALLY HITTING ON US.
WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND DISGUSTING.
NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN WHILE I'M IN CHARGE, GOT IT?


for sanity's sake, the rest of this isn't in text, don't worry. )

Open your question chutes and lay them on me; I'm feeling magnanimous today, you'd better feel fucking tickled pink at the chance.
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ATTENTION: GRUBFISTED DOUCHEBAGS, CRETINOUS ASSNUGGETS AND GENERAL ADORING PUBLIC.
IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
AND BY 'COME TO MY ATTENTION', I MEAN
ASSHOLES KEEP COMING UP TO ME AND TELLING ME THEY KNOW ME.
NEWSFLASH, MORONS.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS ARE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH ANY OF THESE ASS RETARDED TIME SHENANIGANS AROUND THIS MAGGOT-RIDDEN YEAST-INFESTED MISSING SPECK ON THE MAP, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER BEING HERE BEFORE.
SURPRISE SURPRISE!
I DON'T REMEMBER A SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE I WAS FRIENDS WITH.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I HAD ANY ENEMIES.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP OR WHATEVER.
THE ONLY THING I DO REMEMBER IS THE FACT THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER ANYTHING.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANSWERS
BECAUSE PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS IS PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS.
I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHY I STARTED WRITING THIS.
MAYBE I DO WANT ANSWERS.
SO.
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
THIS WAS A PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOMEONE AWESOME.
OH, ACTUALLY
JADE ARE YOU BUSY?
LET'S HANG OUT BEFORE I HAVE A BRAIN ANEURYSM.

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