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go on tell me i suck.
one day i'll make this formal and pretty...
that day is not today.
one day i'll make this formal and pretty...
that day is not today.
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Sep. 3rd, 2021 09:14 am
YOU began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 6:12
CG: SPIT IT OUT.
CG: I'M A BUSY GUY.
[ texts, calls, chatlogs. ]
[ text ] // oo7
Sep. 29th, 2011 10:08 amMY TEAM KEEPS GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER.
THANK GOD.
AS GREAT AS IT WAS KEEPING MY PHOTORECEPTIVE ORGANS TRAINED ON THAT GIANT CLUSTERFUCK OF DUMBSHITS IT'S BETTER THAT THEY'RE NOT HERE TO STICK THEIR FINGERS IN WHATEVER ROE HOLES THEY CAN FIND.
KANAYA'S GONE.
AND ERIDAN'S DISAPPEARED.
I'M GOING TO THROW A PARTY.
AS GREAT AT THOSE THINGS ARE, THEY WEREN'T THE REASON I OPENED THIS MEMO.
I WANT SOMEONE TO TEACH ME HOW TO SEW.
I COULD HAVE ASKED KANAYA BUT OH SHIT SHE'S FUCKED OFF ALREADY, SO.
THANK GOD.
AS GREAT AS IT WAS KEEPING MY PHOTORECEPTIVE ORGANS TRAINED ON THAT GIANT CLUSTERFUCK OF DUMBSHITS IT'S BETTER THAT THEY'RE NOT HERE TO STICK THEIR FINGERS IN WHATEVER ROE HOLES THEY CAN FIND.
KANAYA'S GONE.
AND ERIDAN'S DISAPPEARED.
I'M GOING TO THROW A PARTY.
AS GREAT AT THOSE THINGS ARE, THEY WEREN'T THE REASON I OPENED THIS MEMO.
I WANT SOMEONE TO TEACH ME HOW TO SEW.
I COULD HAVE ASKED KANAYA BUT OH SHIT SHE'S FUCKED OFF ALREADY, SO.
[ video ] // oo6
Aug. 21st, 2011 06:22 pm[ it starts like your standard vlog entry, camera facing straight ahead and—wow, he looks exhausted. more so than usual, which is a feat when previously you have gone weeks upon weeks without sleep, but there you go. it's an emotional exhaustion, and you can tell by how long it takes him to start speaking after the video begins that this is hard to admit to. something he doesn't particularly want to believe himself. ]
Terezi's gone. [ flatly, so flatly. emotionless and most of all, tired. ] I don't know. I'm over this. I'm fucking done.
... That's it. [ smooth. he reaches forward and the video is shut off. ]
Terezi's gone. [ flatly, so flatly. emotionless and most of all, tired. ] I don't know. I'm over this. I'm fucking done.
... That's it. [ smooth. he reaches forward and the video is shut off. ]
[text] // oo5
Aug. 17th, 2011 01:02 amYOU MORONS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT.
BECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
AS IS BEING INTENTIONALLY HIT ON.
AND BEING HIT ON IN GENERAL I GUESS.
WHICH IS A NICE SEGUE INTO MY NEXT POINT, THANK YOU KARKAT.
THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS TO ECHO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
THAT PREVIOUS STATEMENT BEING:
.
UNDERLINED, ITALICIZED AND FUCKING BLINKING FOR GODDAMN EMPHASIS.
STICK TO YOUR OWN SHITMONGERING SPECIES.
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT.
BECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
AS IS BEING INTENTIONALLY HIT ON.
AND BEING HIT ON IN GENERAL I GUESS.
WHICH IS A NICE SEGUE INTO MY NEXT POINT, THANK YOU KARKAT.
THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS TO ECHO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
THAT PREVIOUS STATEMENT BEING:
.
UNDERLINED, ITALICIZED AND FUCKING BLINKING FOR GODDAMN EMPHASIS.
STICK TO YOUR OWN SHITMONGERING SPECIES.
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Jul. 9th, 2011 07:34 amBECAUSE YOU MORONS KEEP ASKING AND ASKING AND ASKING
ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOUR FEEBLE THINK PANS IN THE COMPLEX ART OF TROLL ROMANCE.
MAYBE THIS WILL STOP YOU FUCKERS FROM ACCIDENTALLY HITTING ON US.
WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND DISGUSTING.
NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN WHILE I'M IN CHARGE, GOT IT?
( for sanity's sake, the rest of this isn't in text, don't worry. )
Open your question chutes and lay them on me; I'm feeling magnanimous today, you'd better feel fucking tickled pink at the chance.
ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOUR FEEBLE THINK PANS IN THE COMPLEX ART OF TROLL ROMANCE.
MAYBE THIS WILL STOP YOU FUCKERS FROM ACCIDENTALLY HITTING ON US.
WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND DISGUSTING.
NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN WHILE I'M IN CHARGE, GOT IT?
( for sanity's sake, the rest of this isn't in text, don't worry. )
Open your question chutes and lay them on me; I'm feeling magnanimous today, you'd better feel fucking tickled pink at the chance.
nightmare oo1
Jul. 2nd, 2011 06:49 amWarnings: surrealism?? blood, drowning.
Effects: anger, jealousy, peace, rage, revulsion, disgust, hurt, loneliness, pretty much the entire emotional rainbow.
( i dont want to be friends anymore, sorry! )
---
[ karkat wakes with a start, sweating and heart beating frantically in his chest. clenching his teeth, he runs a shaking hand through his hair. then, his eyes lock on the dreamberry, blinking innocently on the nightstand. he gives it, and in extension, the entire network, a very classy middle finger and shuts the thing off. ]
Effects: anger, jealousy, peace, rage, revulsion, disgust, hurt, loneliness, pretty much the entire emotional rainbow.
( i dont want to be friends anymore, sorry! )
---
[ karkat wakes with a start, sweating and heart beating frantically in his chest. clenching his teeth, he runs a shaking hand through his hair. then, his eyes lock on the dreamberry, blinking innocently on the nightstand. he gives it, and in extension, the entire network, a very classy middle finger and shuts the thing off. ]
[ text ] oo3 // PSA
Jun. 25th, 2011 06:16 amATTENTION: GRUBFISTED DOUCHEBAGS, CRETINOUS ASSNUGGETS AND GENERAL ADORING PUBLIC.
IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
AND BY 'COME TO MY ATTENTION', I MEAN
ASSHOLES KEEP COMING UP TO ME AND TELLING ME THEY KNOW ME.
NEWSFLASH, MORONS.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS ARE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH ANY OF THESE ASS RETARDED TIME SHENANIGANS AROUND THIS MAGGOT-RIDDEN YEAST-INFESTED MISSING SPECK ON THE MAP, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER BEING HERE BEFORE.
SURPRISE SURPRISE!
I DON'T REMEMBER A SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE I WAS FRIENDS WITH.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I HAD ANY ENEMIES.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP OR WHATEVER.
THE ONLY THING I DO REMEMBER IS THE FACT THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER ANYTHING.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANSWERS
BECAUSE PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS IS PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS.
I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHY I STARTED WRITING THIS.
MAYBE I DO WANT ANSWERS.
SO.
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
THIS WAS A PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOMEONE AWESOME.
OH, ACTUALLY
JADE ARE YOU BUSY?
LET'S HANG OUT BEFORE I HAVE A BRAIN ANEURYSM.
IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
AND BY 'COME TO MY ATTENTION', I MEAN
ASSHOLES KEEP COMING UP TO ME AND TELLING ME THEY KNOW ME.
NEWSFLASH, MORONS.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS ARE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH ANY OF THESE ASS RETARDED TIME SHENANIGANS AROUND THIS MAGGOT-RIDDEN YEAST-INFESTED MISSING SPECK ON THE MAP, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER BEING HERE BEFORE.
SURPRISE SURPRISE!
I DON'T REMEMBER A SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE I WAS FRIENDS WITH.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I HAD ANY ENEMIES.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP OR WHATEVER.
THE ONLY THING I DO REMEMBER IS THE FACT THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER ANYTHING.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANSWERS
BECAUSE PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS IS PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS.
I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHY I STARTED WRITING THIS.
MAYBE I DO WANT ANSWERS.
SO.
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
THIS WAS A PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOMEONE AWESOME.
OH, ACTUALLY
JADE ARE YOU BUSY?
LET'S HANG OUT BEFORE I HAVE A BRAIN ANEURYSM.
ONE / VIDEO
Jun. 19th, 2011 02:41 pm[ this is a video. just a normal, shaky-hand video. what is it a video of? a bed. a very comfy looking human bed with crisp white sheets and fluffy pillows and a awesome looking bouncy mattress and it looks all soft and warm and oh my god.
and then there's this kid. this horrifying, grey-skinned kid with shark-like teeth and horns on his head that look like candy corn. and he's just... staring. at the bed. all befuddled and a little bit angry. ]
How do I use this thing? It's like you humans go out of your way to make yourselves uncomfortable.
[ excuse him, he's just used to being suspended in slime while he sleeps. obviously. ]
and then there's this kid. this horrifying, grey-skinned kid with shark-like teeth and horns on his head that look like candy corn. and he's just... staring. at the bed. all befuddled and a little bit angry. ]
How do I use this thing? It's like you humans go out of your way to make yourselves uncomfortable.
[ excuse him, he's just used to being suspended in slime while he sleeps. obviously. ]
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Jun. 1st, 2011 08:08 pm[Player name] China.
[Age] 18.
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frottage.
[Other characters currently played] N/A.
[Character name] Karkat Vantas.
[Age] 6 solar sweeps.
[Canon] MSPA: Homestuck.
[Point in time taken from canon] 005713, highlight for details: HE'S FUCKING DEAD.
Okay, seriously: this is Karkat from the offshoot coinflip timeline in which Terezi doesn't have the courage to kill Vriska. Jack is lead to the Veil and he(Karkat) and Terezi are killed.
( :o) )
[Age] 18.
[Personal Journal]
frottage.[Other characters currently played] N/A.
[Character name] Karkat Vantas.
[Age] 6 solar sweeps.
[Canon] MSPA: Homestuck.
[Point in time taken from canon] 005713, highlight for details: HE'S FUCKING DEAD.
Okay, seriously: this is Karkat from the offshoot coinflip timeline in which Terezi doesn't have the courage to kill Vriska. Jack is lead to the Veil and he(Karkat) and Terezi are killed.
( :o) )
