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[shoosh]

[ this is a video. just a normal, shaky-hand video. what is it a video of? a bed. a very comfy looking human bed with crisp white sheets and fluffy pillows and a awesome looking bouncy mattress and it looks all soft and warm and oh my god.

and then there's this kid. this horrifying, grey-skinned kid with shark-like teeth and horns on his head that look like candy corn. and he's just... staring. at the bed. all befuddled and a little bit angry. ]

How do I use this thing? It's like you humans go out of your way to make yourselves uncomfortable.

[ excuse him, he's just used to being suspended in slime while he sleeps. obviously. ]

Comments

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ WHY ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY. ] Nobody implied anything about that particular subject! A particular subject that we are not talking about any more. You know what we're talking about now? Not that.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[YOU LOVE IT.]

Why not?

[allies.livejournal.com]

Because shut up! Shut up is why.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Oh, Karkat! There is no need to be so shy.

[poking his nose!]

If you want to be all snuggly and adorable together, you can tell me!

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ SD;LKFJSD;LKFJSDLFKJ; ]

I don't do snuggly or adorable!

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[Giggling!]

Not even for me?

[allies.livejournal.com]

No.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

This is pretty adorable!

[Gesturing to him. In her lap. And stuff.]

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ jackknifing up NOTHING IS ADORABLE HERE ]

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[WRAPPING HER ARMS AROUND HIM AND SNUGGLING CLOSE.]

You are so sensitive. Jegus, Karkat, I thought I was special, being your second-in-command and all!

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ FKSJFIOJSWFO($WJFIKDJGOIRKDSJGO$IRJEGKLTIEJ"TRJFGIKLESRFJKLDSgjdf ]

WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOU DOING?? [ shoving her??????????? ]

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[LETTING GO. INNOCENT FACE.]

What do you mean?

[allies.livejournal.com]

Are you forgetting our whole adorabloodthirsty conversation? It went like: YOU'R3 4DOR4BL3 K4RK4T and I said MORE LIKE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY. Obviously you've forgotten so let me remind you. I'm about as adorable as a troll-eating shark. A troll-eating shark that can also run on land and climb trees and run a whole lot fucking faster than you can! And I'm also really hungry and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT A TROLL-EATING SHARK EATS. I'm a 30 ft cluckbeast just waltzing around your tree. Don't mind me, just lean out your window a little more and I'll peck your goddamn eyes out. I'm adorable like the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring. I've got tentacles coming out of my bulge and more eyes than you want to know about. Nobody has ever been less adorable than me!

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[She tries to stifle her laughter as he rants, but loses her cool and starts giggling uncontrollably about halfway through. When he's finally done, she leans close to nuzzle against his cheek. BLUSH KARKAT. DO IT.]

I will remember!

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ leans away AUGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE"S TOO FIRED UP FOR THAT. ]

You'd better remember. Karkat, Knight of Blood and Leader of the Goddamn Unadorable. Which is a word I made up just now to fully encompass my unadorableness!

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[Dammit.]

What adjective would you prefer I use, then?

[allies.livejournal.com]

Cool.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[She pulls away and just... Raises her eyebrows.]

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ complete and utter horror lets pretend that never happened ]

You know what we're not talking about any more?

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[GRINNING.]

How cool you are?

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ kfdjkslfjl shut up jesus ]

You're free to talk about that until your protein chute is raw.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Weellll, there isn't much to talk about!

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ have a middle finger ] Fuck you.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[giggling and shoving his hand away.]

Let's go get a couch!

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ uuuuuuuuuuughh ]

Fine.