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Jun. 19th, 2011 02:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shoosh[ this is a video. just a normal, shaky-hand video. what is it a video of? a bed. a very comfy looking human bed with crisp white sheets and fluffy pillows and a awesome looking bouncy mattress and it looks all soft and warm and oh my god.
and then there's this kid. this horrifying, grey-skinned kid with shark-like teeth and horns on his head that look like candy corn. and he's just... staring. at the bed. all befuddled and a little bit angry. ]
How do I use this thing? It's like you humans go out of your way to make yourselves uncomfortable.
[ excuse him, he's just used to being suspended in slime while he sleeps. obviously. ]
and then there's this kid. this horrifying, grey-skinned kid with shark-like teeth and horns on his head that look like candy corn. and he's just... staring. at the bed. all befuddled and a little bit angry. ]
How do I use this thing? It's like you humans go out of your way to make yourselves uncomfortable.
[ excuse him, he's just used to being suspended in slime while he sleeps. obviously. ]
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Date: 2011-06-19 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-19 06:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-19 06:48 am (UTC)Simple. First you stand on top of it. Then you bend down and stand on your hands with your back towards the pillows. After an hour, you fall forward and roll off it.
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Date: 2011-06-19 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-19 06:52 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2011-06-19 06:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-19 06:54 am (UTC)Come in here and test this thing out with me first.
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Date: 2011-06-19 06:55 am (UTC)ACTION THEN I GUESS
Date: 2011-06-19 06:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-19 06:57 am (UTC)I GUESS
Date: 2011-06-19 06:58 am (UTC)FINE JEEZ
Date: 2011-06-19 07:00 am (UTC)Hmmm...
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Date: 2011-06-19 07:01 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-06-19 07:05 am (UTC)It's too hard!
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Date: 2011-06-19 07:09 am (UTC)What kind of grubfucking douchebag could sleep on this. [ considering pause :|a. ] It'd be a good chair.
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Date: 2011-06-19 07:11 am (UTC)We still need a couch!
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Date: 2011-06-19 07:19 am (UTC)I get to pick the color.
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Date: 2011-06-19 07:21 am (UTC)[She ruffles his hair.]
No way! That is the best part!
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Date: 2011-06-19 07:24 am (UTC)[ swats her hand away dont mess up his hair thats dumb ]
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Date: 2011-06-19 07:26 am (UTC)Haha, I was being sarcastic as well. But I guess you couldn't tell since it came from a human.
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Date: 2011-06-19 07:27 am (UTC)What about a cherry red fearless leader couch?
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Date: 2011-06-19 07:28 am (UTC)no subject
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