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[ this is a video. just a normal, shaky-hand video. what is it a video of? a bed. a very comfy looking human bed with crisp white sheets and fluffy pillows and a awesome looking bouncy mattress and it looks all soft and warm and oh my god.

and then there's this kid. this horrifying, grey-skinned kid with shark-like teeth and horns on his head that look like candy corn. and he's just... staring. at the bed. all befuddled and a little bit angry.
]

How do I use this thing? It's like you humans go out of your way to make yourselves uncomfortable.

[ excuse him, he's just used to being suspended in slime while he sleeps. obviously. ]

Date: 2011-06-19 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
[ sits on it next to her. ]

What kind of grubfucking douchebag could sleep on this. [ considering pause :|a. ] It'd be a good chair.

Date: 2011-06-19 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
[She sits up and pokes him in the ribs.]

We still need a couch!

Date: 2011-06-19 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
[ flops across her legs. ]

I get to pick the color.

Date: 2011-06-19 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
Whaaat?

[She ruffles his hair.]

No way! That is the best part!

Date: 2011-06-19 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
The last thing I want is a cherry red coolkid couch.

[ swats her hand away dont mess up his hair thats dumb ]

Date: 2011-06-19 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
[grabbing his hand. IT'S ALREADY MESSED UP KARKAT.]

What about a cherry red fearless leader couch?

Date: 2011-06-19 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
[ huff! ]

Cherry red is a disgusting, mutant color.

Date: 2011-06-19 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
Liar. It is a delicious, amazing color.

Date: 2011-06-19 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Only someone blind could honestly think that.

Date: 2011-06-19 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
[She laughs and gives his hand a squeeze.]

You are lucky you know me, then!

Date: 2011-06-19 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
[d'aawww Karkat, making her feel all warm and fuzzy.]

So I get to pick, then?

Date: 2011-06-19 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
[ no. ] I'm the leader, I should get a say in what kind of couch we get.

Date: 2011-06-19 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
Fiiine! Let me pick the color, at least! Maybe I won't even pick red. Maybe I will pick another, equally refined color!

Date: 2011-06-19 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
[ uuuugggghhhhhhhhh ] Fffine.

Date: 2011-06-19 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
Yay!

[She lets go of his hand and flops back.]

Ugggh, there is no way we can sleep on this.

Date: 2011-06-19 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
[ we? um terezi this is his bed. ]

I slept on the floor, once. It wasn't that bad.

Date: 2011-06-19 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
[shhh] The floor was better than this?

Date: 2011-06-19 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
The floor wasn't filled with lumpy shit pretending to be soft.

Date: 2011-06-19 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
Welll, I guess we can sleep on the floor for now.

Date: 2011-06-19 09:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
You're not sleeping in my room.

Date: 2011-06-19 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
[grinning.]

When did I say I was? I think you are projecting, Karkat!

Date: 2011-06-19 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Since when do I project?? You kept saying "we"!

Date: 2011-06-19 09:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foretolds.livejournal.com
Yes! We will both sleep on the floor. In separate rooms!

[She sits up!]

Unless you want me to stay in here with you, of course.

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