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[shoosh]

[ this is a video. just a normal, shaky-hand video. what is it a video of? a bed. a very comfy looking human bed with crisp white sheets and fluffy pillows and a awesome looking bouncy mattress and it looks all soft and warm and oh my god.

and then there's this kid. this horrifying, grey-skinned kid with shark-like teeth and horns on his head that look like candy corn. and he's just... staring. at the bed. all befuddled and a little bit angry. ]

How do I use this thing? It's like you humans go out of your way to make yourselves uncomfortable.

[ excuse him, he's just used to being suspended in slime while he sleeps. obviously. ]

Comments

[allies.livejournal.com]

... I guess so.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[d'aawww Karkat, making her feel all warm and fuzzy.]

So I get to pick, then?

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ no. ] I'm the leader, I should get a say in what kind of couch we get.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Fiiine! Let me pick the color, at least! Maybe I won't even pick red. Maybe I will pick another, equally refined color!

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ uuuugggghhhhhhhhh ] Fffine.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[She lets go of his hand and flops back.]

Ugggh, there is no way we can sleep on this.

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ we? um terezi this is his bed. ]

I slept on the floor, once. It wasn't that bad.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[shhh] The floor was better than this?

[allies.livejournal.com]

The floor wasn't filled with lumpy shit pretending to be soft.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Welll, I guess we can sleep on the floor for now.

[allies.livejournal.com]

You're not sleeping in my room.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[grinning.]

When did I say I was? I think you are projecting, Karkat!

[allies.livejournal.com]

Since when do I project?? You kept saying "we"!

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Yes! We will both sleep on the floor. In separate rooms!

[She sits up!]

Unless you want me to stay in here with you, of course.

[allies.livejournal.com]

NOBODY EVEN SAID THAT.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[She leeeeans down until their faces are super close.]

There were implications.

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ WHY ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY. ] Nobody implied anything about that particular subject! A particular subject that we are not talking about any more. You know what we're talking about now? Not that.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[YOU LOVE IT.]

Why not?

[allies.livejournal.com]

Because shut up! Shut up is why.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

Oh, Karkat! There is no need to be so shy.

[poking his nose!]

If you want to be all snuggly and adorable together, you can tell me!

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ SD;LKFJSD;LKFJSDLFKJ; ]

I don't do snuggly or adorable!

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

[Giggling!]

Not even for me?

[allies.livejournal.com]

No.

[foretolds.livejournal.com]

This is pretty adorable!

[Gesturing to him. In her lap. And stuff.]

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ jackknifing up NOTHING IS ADORABLE HERE ]