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[ this is a video. just a normal, shaky-hand video. what is it a video of? a bed. a very comfy looking human bed with crisp white sheets and fluffy pillows and a awesome looking bouncy mattress and it looks all soft and warm and oh my god.

and then there's this kid. this horrifying, grey-skinned kid with shark-like teeth and horns on his head that look like candy corn. and he's just... staring. at the bed. all befuddled and a little bit angry.
]

How do I use this thing? It's like you humans go out of your way to make yourselves uncomfortable.

[ excuse him, he's just used to being suspended in slime while he sleeps. obviously. ]

Date: 2011-06-21 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
No. We don't have shit like this on Alternia.

Date: 2011-06-21 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
Your home world, if I remember correctly? What did you have there instead?

Date: 2011-06-21 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Hold on, are you another one of those assholes who think they know me?

Date: 2011-06-21 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
We've met before, yes. We're friends, Karkat!

Date: 2011-06-21 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
[ FDKLSF; ] Fucking— I don't know who you are!

Date: 2011-06-21 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
Just what were you doing in you absence that my dear friend would forget me so easily? I'm Mozart!

Date: 2011-06-22 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
I was busy being killed, you inconsiderate nooksucking douchebag!

Date: 2011-06-22 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
You look alive and well to me.

Date: 2011-06-22 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
How is it that you could be killed then? You are here before me!

[Actually. There are such cases in his canon but he's going to laugh it off because things aren't like that.]

Date: 2011-06-23 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Is there some kind of problem with your auricular sponge clots? I only just got here a couple of days ago!

Date: 2011-06-23 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
Do you not remember me at all?

Date: 2011-06-24 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Obviously not, asshole!

Date: 2011-06-24 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
Another one of Somarium's little tricks? What a hassle. [. . . ]

This changes nothing. You are still Karkat.

Date: 2011-06-24 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
And we're not friends.

Date: 2011-06-24 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
Oh, but we are! We're close friends.

Date: 2011-06-24 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Wrong again, moron.

Date: 2011-06-24 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
I'm not a fucking clone!

Date: 2011-06-24 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
That is what you told me.

[Not...really. But Mozart got the wrong impression.]

Date: 2011-06-24 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Stop putting words in my mouth!

Date: 2011-06-24 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
Troll, clone, what does it matter to me? As long as you're not human!

Date: 2011-06-24 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Oh my throbbing phlegm lobe, you're a moron.

Date: 2011-06-24 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
I terribly missed your terms of endearment. [laughing]

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