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[ this is a video. just a normal, shaky-hand video. what is it a video of? a bed. a very comfy looking human bed with crisp white sheets and fluffy pillows and a awesome looking bouncy mattress and it looks all soft and warm and oh my god.

and then there's this kid. this horrifying, grey-skinned kid with shark-like teeth and horns on his head that look like candy corn. and he's just... staring. at the bed. all befuddled and a little bit angry.
]

How do I use this thing? It's like you humans go out of your way to make yourselves uncomfortable.

[ excuse him, he's just used to being suspended in slime while he sleeps. obviously. ]

Date: 2011-06-24 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Obviously not, asshole!

Date: 2011-06-24 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
Another one of Somarium's little tricks? What a hassle. [. . . ]

This changes nothing. You are still Karkat.

Date: 2011-06-24 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
And we're not friends.

Date: 2011-06-24 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
Oh, but we are! We're close friends.

Date: 2011-06-24 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Wrong again, moron.

Date: 2011-06-24 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
I'm not a fucking clone!

Date: 2011-06-24 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
That is what you told me.

[Not...really. But Mozart got the wrong impression.]

Date: 2011-06-24 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Stop putting words in my mouth!

Date: 2011-06-24 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
Troll, clone, what does it matter to me? As long as you're not human!

Date: 2011-06-24 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allies.livejournal.com
Oh my throbbing phlegm lobe, you're a moron.

Date: 2011-06-24 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clonezart.livejournal.com
I terribly missed your terms of endearment. [laughing]

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