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Aug. 17th, 2011 01:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shooshYOU MORONS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT.
BECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
AS IS BEING INTENTIONALLY HIT ON.
AND BEING HIT ON IN GENERAL I GUESS.
WHICH IS A NICE SEGUE INTO MY NEXT POINT, THANK YOU KARKAT.
THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS TO ECHO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
THAT PREVIOUS STATEMENT BEING:
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UNDERLINED, ITALICIZED AND FUCKING BLINKING FOR GODDAMN EMPHASIS.
STICK TO YOUR OWN SHITMONGERING SPECIES.
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT.
BECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
AS IS BEING INTENTIONALLY HIT ON.
AND BEING HIT ON IN GENERAL I GUESS.
WHICH IS A NICE SEGUE INTO MY NEXT POINT, THANK YOU KARKAT.
THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS TO ECHO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
THAT PREVIOUS STATEMENT BEING:
.
UNDERLINED, ITALICIZED AND FUCKING BLINKING FOR GODDAMN EMPHASIS.
STICK TO YOUR OWN SHITMONGERING SPECIES.
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Date: 2011-08-17 01:32 pm (UTC)...
What's "concupiscent"?
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Date: 2011-08-17 01:34 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2011-08-17 01:35 pm (UTC)Wait, you're a girl?!
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Date: 2011-08-17 01:52 pm (UTC)[THIS IS SO AWKWARD WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THIS]
I already know about sex!
[One of the most traumatizing talks of his life which he's tried very hard to forget!]
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Date: 2011-08-17 01:55 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2011-08-17 02:03 pm (UTC)So, uh, what were you trying to say?
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Date: 2011-08-17 02:23 pm (UTC)I was trying to cram the knowledge of troll emotions down your throat so you stop unintentionally hitting on us. You can't even deny that because I just experienced it first-hand, so sit down and clamp your regurgitating question trap.
We've already talked about hate I'm pretty sure, so I'll leave that out for now.
[ > Karkat: Be somewhat of a romance buff. ]
The two main emotions a troll experiences in relation to romance are hate and pity. But, we're not talking about hate, so let's talk about pity, which is the troll equivalent of your shitty human emotion called `love`. Pity is a big deal in our society and like I said, it's related to reproduction which we're not talking about. [ and also moirallegiance which we're not bringing up because the kid looks confused enough already. ]
Are you following me so far?
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Date: 2011-08-17 02:34 pm (UTC)So pity... is like love? You mean you can't just feel bad for someone without it meaning something else?
[He gives Karkat a somewhat defensive look.]
Love isn't shitty. It's important, too.
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Date: 2011-08-17 03:05 pm (UTC)Important to you. It doesn't mean anything to me.
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Date: 2011-08-17 03:19 pm (UTC)[Following Karkat's logic, that means... He turns a little bit pink. Again.]
Okay, I'm not sure I really get what pity means for you, but you're right. I didn't mean it like that. Er... no offense.
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Date: 2011-08-17 04:22 pm (UTC)video
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Date: 2011-08-18 07:03 pm (UTC)I'll have to make sure he doesn't think I meant anything. Damn it...
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Date: 2011-08-18 07:07 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2011-08-18 07:16 pm (UTC)Maybe I'll get lucky and he only took it as normal pity and not pity pity.
[He really is going to get a headache.]
I guess I better call him.
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Date: 2011-08-19 02:19 pm (UTC)video
Date: 2011-08-20 02:25 am (UTC)[He ends the call, then rubs his head again. So not looking forward to the next call he's going to make.]