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YOU MORONS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT.
BECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
AS IS BEING INTENTIONALLY HIT ON.
AND BEING HIT ON IN GENERAL I GUESS.
WHICH IS A NICE SEGUE INTO MY NEXT POINT, THANK YOU KARKAT.
THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS TO ECHO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
THAT PREVIOUS STATEMENT BEING:

NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.

UNDERLINED, ITALICIZED AND FUCKING BLINKING FOR GODDAMN EMPHASIS.
STICK TO YOUR OWN SHITMONGERING SPECIES.

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From:

redcladidealist

We're not? Oh. Oh, good. [So much relief, you don't even. He never wants to suffer through that talk again.]

So, uh, what were you trying to say?

From:

allies.livejournal.com

[ that makes two of them, jesus. ]

I was trying to cram the knowledge of troll emotions down your throat so you stop unintentionally hitting on us. You can't even deny that because I just experienced it first-hand, so sit down and clamp your regurgitating question trap.

We've already talked about hate I'm pretty sure, so I'll leave that out for now.

[ > Karkat: Be somewhat of a romance buff. ]

The two main emotions a troll experiences in relation to romance are hate and pity. But, we're not talking about hate, so let's talk about pity, which is the troll equivalent of your shitty human emotion called `love`. Pity is a big deal in our society and like I said, it's related to reproduction which we're not talking about. [ and also moirallegiance which we're not bringing up because the kid looks confused enough already. ]

Are you following me so far?

From:

redcladidealist

[Lloyd's brow furrows. He's trying to follow this, he really is, if for no other reason than sheer gratitude at changing the subject away from sex. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean he can just wrap his mind around this concept.]

So pity... is like love? You mean you can't just feel bad for someone without it meaning something else?

[He gives Karkat a somewhat defensive look.]

Love isn't shitty. It's important, too.

From:

allies.livejournal.com

Our entire system of affection is something totally different. With you humans you have liking someone, liking someone and loving someone, right? With trolls, you have pitying someone, pitying someone and matespritship.

Important to you. It doesn't mean anything to me.

From:

redcladidealist

So when I said I pitied you...

[Following Karkat's logic, that means... He turns a little bit pink. Again.]

Okay, I'm not sure I really get what pity means for you, but you're right. I didn't mean it like that. Er... no offense.

From:

allies.livejournal.com

None taken, it would be red infidelity for me anyway. Are you feeling soundly schoolfed now?

From:

redcladidealist

If that means feeling like I usually do in school, then yeah. Thanks, I guess. Ugh, I even told Eridan I pitied him once.

From:

allies.livejournal.com

[ ...oh, wow. okay. feeling pretty sorry for lloyd right now. ] You poor thing.

From:

redcladidealist

[Lloyd rubs his forehead, trying to fend off a headache.]

I'll have to make sure he doesn't think I meant anything. Damn it...

From:

allies.livejournal.com

Knowing Eridan, he definitely would have. I'm surprised he hasn't propositioned you yet.

From:

redcladidealist

[If ever there was a moment to headdesk, that moment would be now. Too bad Lloyd is lacking a desk. He's not entirely certain what Karkat means by "propositioned," but in this context it's probably bad. He has a feeling he can guess.]

Maybe I'll get lucky and he only took it as normal pity and not pity pity.

[He really is going to get a headache.]

I guess I better call him.