[text] // oo5

[shoosh]

YOU MORONS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT.
BECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
AS IS BEING INTENTIONALLY HIT ON.
AND BEING HIT ON IN GENERAL I GUESS.
WHICH IS A NICE SEGUE INTO MY NEXT POINT, THANK YOU KARKAT.
THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS TO ECHO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
THAT PREVIOUS STATEMENT BEING:

NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.

UNDERLINED, ITALICIZED AND FUCKING BLINKING FOR GODDAMN EMPHASIS.
STICK TO YOUR OWN SHITMONGERING SPECIES.

Comments

[rainbowpalette.livejournal.com]

It certainly seems that way from my perspective.

[allies.livejournal.com]

There were two certain people this was directed towards, and I've already spoken to the one I'm pretty sure you're thinking of. I know his intentions and, like I said, I won't be interfering unless someone gets hurt.

[rainbowpalette.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[That sounds pretty reasonable.]

All right, then.

[Pause.]

He's very nice, Karkat. I don't think anyone is going to get hurt.

[allies.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I believe you. He's a bit of a moron but he's got a pretty good vascular organ in him.