[text] // oo5

[shoosh]

YOU MORONS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
HOW SMALL DO YOUR THINK PANS EVEN HAVE TO BE.
I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT AT HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS.
AGAIN.
FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHRASHING FUCKWITS WHO MISSED IT
THIS IS YOUR GREATEST RESOURCE AND EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT.
BECAUSE BEING UNINTENTIONALLY HIT ON IS STILL PRETTY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
AS IS BEING INTENTIONALLY HIT ON.
AND BEING HIT ON IN GENERAL I GUESS.
WHICH IS A NICE SEGUE INTO MY NEXT POINT, THANK YOU KARKAT.
THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS TO ECHO MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
THAT PREVIOUS STATEMENT BEING:

NO INTERSPECIES SLOPPY MAKEOUTS.

UNDERLINED, ITALICIZED AND FUCKING BLINKING FOR GODDAMN EMPHASIS.
STICK TO YOUR OWN SHITMONGERING SPECIES.

Comments

[allies.livejournal.com]

You brought it up, shitsponge!

[stickinmypants.livejournal.com]

No, YOU mentioned the girlfriend first, fuckwit, and now you're being a chicken shit about it.

Idiot.

[allies.livejournal.com]

You were the one who even brought that quadrant up at all!

For the fucking record she is here but that is also none of your goddamn business.

[stickinmypants.livejournal.com]

What now?

The fuck do you mean by "quadrant"? [He's thinking geometry, btw]

[allies.livejournal.com]

There's a link in this announcement, nooksucker. Go schoolfeed yourself!

[stickinmypants.livejournal.com]

I don't like the tone of your adjectives, you useless troll, but I'm pretty sure you're fucking making them up on the spot.

[allies.livejournal.com]

Does my human vernacular offend you, oh useless and complaining one?

[stickinmypants.livejournal.com]

It does when you try to pass off that gibberish as human.

[allies.livejournal.com]

[ oh yeah you wanna hear gibberish gokudera??? ]

[stickinmypants.livejournal.com]

[The fuck??]

The hell...

[And Gokudera is INTRIGUED. Is this alien tongue?]

[allies.livejournal.com]

Alternian.