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ATTENTION: GRUBFISTED DOUCHEBAGS, CRETINOUS ASSNUGGETS AND GENERAL ADORING PUBLIC.
IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
AND BY 'COME TO MY ATTENTION', I MEAN
ASSHOLES KEEP COMING UP TO ME AND TELLING ME THEY KNOW ME.
NEWSFLASH, MORONS.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS ARE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH ANY OF THESE ASS RETARDED TIME SHENANIGANS AROUND THIS MAGGOT-RIDDEN YEAST-INFESTED MISSING SPECK ON THE MAP, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER BEING HERE BEFORE.
SURPRISE SURPRISE!
I DON'T REMEMBER A SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE I WAS FRIENDS WITH.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I HAD ANY ENEMIES.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP OR WHATEVER.
THE ONLY THING I DO REMEMBER IS THE FACT THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER ANYTHING.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANSWERS
BECAUSE PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS IS PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS.
I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHY I STARTED WRITING THIS.
MAYBE I DO WANT ANSWERS.
SO.
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
THIS WAS A PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOMEONE AWESOME.
OH, ACTUALLY
JADE ARE YOU BUSY?
LET'S HANG OUT BEFORE I HAVE A BRAIN ANEURYSM.

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[ until everyone started to die. ]

[text] might help if I use the right account 8|

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[text] i absolutely was not confused at all

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[text] SORRY sobb switching back and forth is hard its hard and nobody understands

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[text] fuck dkjfskd

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[text] shakes head

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[text] face in hands

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[Whoa what the fuck?]

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[Smirking, even though Karkat can't see it.]

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[ pretend there is a location named here or something. where the fuck does he even live i have no idea.

how many people are tracking this thread rn ]

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[Well! Where ever he lives, or at least that location given is where Eridan is heading now. He's been in Somarium long enough to basically know how to get around to near EVERYWHERE. Though, the rain does make it a bit of a vexing trip--JUST MORE ANGER TO HASH AT KAR AMIRITE?]

[But before too long, he's there, and probably soaked and pissed and you best be ready for this Karkat. Have some furious pounding on your door. OPEN THE FUCK UP! And to answer your question, far too many.]

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[ this is probably a bad idea.

actually, probability doesn't have shit to do with it, karkat knows it's a bad idea. he's leading eridan on, giving him false hope in something that karkat is sure will never, ever happen. but he's pissed off and angry and he wants to feel his fist connect with eridan's skull. fucking egotistical seadweller thinks he's all that just because his blood is some fruity asshole color.

whatever. he opens the door, but not to let eridan in. instead, he pushes the fucker out, following him. you know what? we're going to do this outside in the rain. mostly because he doesn't want terezi interfering and getting hurt. ]

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[Eridan definitely was surprised to be shoved back, not that he was expecting some grand welcoming or anything of that sort, but to immediately be shoved back into the rain was aggravating. So he reaches out, taking hold of the other's shirt, tugging him forward, snarling down at the Cancer, his other fist clench, ready to strike the mutant when need be.]

Think you hawe the fuckin' right to showe me, do you? You flippant little piece a filth, I'll tell you exactly what rights the likes a YOU hawe, and it's not anything as gracious as bein' allowed to hold my fuckin' cape! No, you're too fuckin' filthy! You'd soil the damn fabric a my cape with your disgustin' hands, your rancid blood would be entirely too fuckin' close to my beautiful fuckin' purple after all.

The only thing you're worthy a is bein' my personal fuckin' punchin' bag, or a lowly fuckin' serwant, maybe a foot rest, surely you're not so disgustin' that I can hawe my feet on you without bein' utterly repulsed, but then again, you are so fuckin' genetically inferior, who fuckin' knows.

[At that, he pulls karkat closer, glowering down at him as if he were the most offensive object the universe had ever created. can you feel his hate, Karkat? It's basically oozing.]

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[ karkat meets eridan's sharp glare with his own, lips curling back over his jagged, shark-like teeth. again with the blood, always with the blood. is that the only insult he's got? apparently royalty doesn't have such a royal vocabulary. with an irritated growl, karkat places his hand over eridan's own—and before you get excited, prince pathetic, being romantic is the last thing on karkat's mind. he digs his nails into eridan's soft skin, coaxing out those inevitable half-moons of welling, purple blood. ]

If I'm so disgusting, why are you so obsessed with me? You're so desperate to be in a relationship with me, it's pathetic. [ that last word is a hiss through his jagged teeth. ] You walked halfway across the fucking city in the fucking rain to see me. Is this your fetish, shitsponge? Feferi was technically a mutant too. Maybe this is your thing.

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[Eridan's eyes narrow as his lip draws back to bare his teeth even more at the low blooded troll in his grasp. The biting nails mean near nothing to him in the state he's in, Eridan was hardly a tough troll when it came to pain, but one couldn't really feel pain with the amount of fury he was feeling in this moment.]

Don't you fuckin' TRY and EWEN lump me together in some fetishistic groupin' that only EQ belongs to! I'm not fetishisizin' ower your rancid swill! And I'm not fuckin' OBSESSED WITH YOU, as if you're ewen a fuckin' THING to obsess ower you owerly arrogant, selfimportant, waste a skin! JUST, FUCK YOU! HOW DARE YOU EWEN UTTER THE NOISE NEEDED TO FORM SUCH AN APPALLIN' ACCUSATION!

[Using his hold on Karkat's shirt, he's just going to aim his free fist to Karkat's face.]

Fef is nothin' NEAR the disgustin' lewel a mutation you are! She is the furthest from YOUR ilk! So don't you DARE try and put her ewen CLOSE to the same fuckin' category! The only reason I want to fuckin' be with you, Kar, isn't because you're some fucked up FETISHISTIC MATERIAL, fuck NO, it's because you're the most wile thing that has ewen come into existence, your wery bein' aliwe fills me undue anger and I wish to do nothin' more than be the permanent thorn in your fuckin' side. I hate you Karkat, I hate you so goddamn much, with the entirety a my wery fuckin' SOUL, and I want nothin' more than to be the fuckin' misery in your life!

[He's drawn closer as he rambles, fist drawn back and ready to strike again if need be.]