[ text ] oo3 // PSA
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shooshATTENTION: GRUBFISTED DOUCHEBAGS, CRETINOUS ASSNUGGETS AND GENERAL ADORING PUBLIC.
IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
AND BY 'COME TO MY ATTENTION', I MEAN
ASSHOLES KEEP COMING UP TO ME AND TELLING ME THEY KNOW ME.
NEWSFLASH, MORONS.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS ARE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH ANY OF THESE ASS RETARDED TIME SHENANIGANS AROUND THIS MAGGOT-RIDDEN YEAST-INFESTED MISSING SPECK ON THE MAP, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER BEING HERE BEFORE.
SURPRISE SURPRISE!
I DON'T REMEMBER A SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE I WAS FRIENDS WITH.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I HAD ANY ENEMIES.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP OR WHATEVER.
THE ONLY THING I DO REMEMBER IS THE FACT THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER ANYTHING.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANSWERS
BECAUSE PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS IS PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS.
I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHY I STARTED WRITING THIS.
MAYBE I DO WANT ANSWERS.
SO.
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
THIS WAS A PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOMEONE AWESOME.
OH, ACTUALLY
JADE ARE YOU BUSY?
LET'S HANG OUT BEFORE I HAVE A BRAIN ANEURYSM.
IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
AND BY 'COME TO MY ATTENTION', I MEAN
ASSHOLES KEEP COMING UP TO ME AND TELLING ME THEY KNOW ME.
NEWSFLASH, MORONS.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS ARE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH ANY OF THESE ASS RETARDED TIME SHENANIGANS AROUND THIS MAGGOT-RIDDEN YEAST-INFESTED MISSING SPECK ON THE MAP, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER BEING HERE BEFORE.
SURPRISE SURPRISE!
I DON'T REMEMBER A SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE I WAS FRIENDS WITH.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I HAD ANY ENEMIES.
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP OR WHATEVER.
THE ONLY THING I DO REMEMBER IS THE FACT THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER ANYTHING.
I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANSWERS
BECAUSE PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS IS PAST-KARKAT'S BUSINESS.
I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHY I STARTED WRITING THIS.
MAYBE I DO WANT ANSWERS.
SO.
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE HERE.
THIS WAS A PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOMEONE AWESOME.
OH, ACTUALLY
JADE ARE YOU BUSY?
LET'S HANG OUT BEFORE I HAVE A BRAIN ANEURYSM.
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Date: 2011-06-25 08:50 pm (UTC)( text ) --> ( action )
Date: 2011-06-26 12:50 am (UTC)[ she grabs an umbrella, and off she goes! it's not long before she's at his doorstep, giving a continuous knock. it's cold and wet out here! ]
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Date: 2011-06-26 11:21 pm (UTC)( action ) is jenny going to threadjack because i need to be prepared for that
Date: 2011-06-26 11:26 pm (UTC)Don't worry, I don't get sick easily. But do you guys even have the same diseases that humans can get?
( action ) not to my knowledge?? just you and me wink wink
Date: 2011-06-26 11:37 pm (UTC)( action ) oh u/////u
Date: 2011-06-27 01:45 am (UTC)I can't be taken care of by Dr. Karkat? Darn it! [ SHE CAN DO SARCASM TOO. ]
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Date: 2011-06-27 07:06 am (UTC)Hey, I'd be a great doctor. Just not for you.
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Date: 2011-06-27 04:22 pm (UTC)So, what movie do you have to watch?
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Date: 2011-06-27 04:27 pm (UTC)[ leading her over to the couch. on the table is a movie with a really, really long title, but you can easily tell what it is.
they're watching hitch. ]
( action ) i kind of liked that movie irl oops
Date: 2011-06-27 04:43 pm (UTC)untainted by the horrible-ness! ]( action ) i haven't seen it. worst karkat ever whoops????
Date: 2011-06-27 04:48 pm (UTC)( action ) i'll stream it one day i have it on my computer i think
Date: 2011-06-27 04:52 pm (UTC)( action ) not even sure what to say to you
Date: 2011-06-27 04:56 pm (UTC)( action ) fight me
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